Monday, June 30, 2008

This is So True It's Scary: Are We Quickly Depleting Our Miley Resources?

This new video from The Onion basically embodies everything that I believe in and have talked about for the last 3 months on this blog.
Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
You can easily substitute "The Jonas Brothers" for any mention of "Miley Cyrus" and all information still applies. Though by my calculations, if their current operational rates continue, the Jonas Brothers will likely be tapped out of entertainment value by mid-2011, nearly one-and-a-half years before "Miles" (as her best friend Leslie calls her).