Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Survivor: One World recap - Kat Fight

The following are 28 crazy, stupid, ridiculous and funny quotes/observations from the May 2, 2012 episode of Survivor, "It's Gonna Be Chaos":

1. I'm the most powerful player in this game. 

2. Sprint!

3. You better win the next challenge cuz I had to work two doubles to make this trip happen.

4. Hi Tweety, how's my Tarzan doing?

5. The fact that I teared up when they reunited with their loves ones. 

6. Kat's bear crawl

7. Kat's cousin

8. Tarzan's wife

9. We have a quantum entanglement. 

10. I won one, guys!

11. Oh my God. I'm about to get drunk. 

12. Kat... She would be the person that would have a show like, "How the Million Dollars Ruined My Life in a Year," and she doesn't know where she spent the money. 

13. I just wanna win this one! Kim wins all of them!

14. You aren't gonna high five me right now?

15. No. 

16. To lose to someone who's 28 years old. Who's six years older than me. Its like, how embarrassing is that?

17. It's amazing how we control the show. 

18. It was probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my whole life... It's very frustrating, and it does hurt my feelings. 

19. Jeff, again: I am 22. I am a little naive. 

20. Is this whole tribal council about me? I had no idea this was going to happen. 

21. Dude, what is this?

22. If it is gonna be a blindside, it's gonna be pretty funny and like, like exciting. 

23. Blindsides are always fun and exciting!

24. If it goes down, cool beans, and if it doesn't, touché. Whatever. 

25. Kat, Kat, Kat... 12th person voted out, and the sixth member of our jury: Kat. 

26. Kat, the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go. 

27. Well that was fun. See ya later, Kat!

28. Touché.

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